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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 02:12

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Where do high school kids get weed from?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun